I Don't Know

The answer you get from about every 6 year old...

Mom : Johnny apples or bannanas?

Johnny : I don't know!

by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020

I Don't Know

The third baseman on Abbot & Costello's baseball team in St. Louis.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say's playing third?
Abbot: No, Who's playing first.
Costello: Stay off of first, will ya? What's the guy's name on third base.
Abbot: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you "who's on second?"
Abbot: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know
Both in unison: THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!!

by pleesedu naht ask June 1, 2006

I don't know

I just asked my friends what I should add to the urban dictionary and they said "I don't know" so here is the definition :)

Barry: "What does "IDK" mean?"
larry: "I don't know."
Barry: "God dammit nobody seems to."

by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 26, 2019

I don't know

What do you think it means? Whats that? You don't know? OH MY GOD! YOU JUST WORKED IT OT!

Why the hell are you reading definitions of "I Don't Know"?

Man... I don't know!

by Pimpage. April 2, 2005

i don't know

the three most helpful words in any relationship

who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.
where were you? you're late! i dont know

by dtownboy December 28, 2002

I don't know

I don't know; or in other words: I do not give a fuck about what you're asking me.

Mostly used when you don't want to start a conversation with someone.

1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "I don't know, mom."

2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't know."

**Real Signification**:
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "Shut up, mom, I'm doing something more interesting than you."

2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't give a damn about you. Get the fuck out."

by cervul March 26, 2014

I don't know

An answer when you have no idea what the answer is, yet teachers say it's not a valid answer

"Jimmy, what's 2+2?"
"I don't know teacher"
"YES THE FUCK YOU DO I JUST TAUGHT YOU IT!!!"

by IKNOU March 5, 2019