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y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd 

The longest gramatically correct contraption, which means "You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."
P 1: We did it.
P 2: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd

y'all'd've'f'i'd've

you all would have if I would have
person 1: *backs out*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'i'd've
Person 3, whose second language is English: *crying*
y'all'd've'f'i'd've by Cayden5 September 14, 2020
Contraction of 'I would have'.
I'd've tried a little harder if I knew then what I know now.
I'd've by anonymous February 5, 2004

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've 

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.
Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview

y'all'd've'f'I'd've

A contraction for you all would have if would have.
Person 1: *backs out of doing something*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'I'd've
y'all'd've'f'I'd've by Queen._.Bee January 22, 2017
"I would have"
If I'd've known you were stopping by, I'd've got you something.
I'd've by DrRwWwWrRr June 11, 2021