I'm A Real American

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004

I'm A Real American

What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.

border patrol: Let's see your green card.
foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!

by theog May 9, 2004