I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS
Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying
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I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS
Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying
by TheBiggestOfBirds November 03, 2023
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Nah, I'd win.

"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.
Would you lose?

Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."
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Nah, I'd Win

Jujutsufolk brainrot
literally any character imaginable: nah, i'd win
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Nah, I'd win.

When your in a fight and your enemy says negative things like "Your going to lose punk!" or someone asks about winning or losing something and you feel like Satoru Gojo, you just say "Nah, I'd win."
N/A: Would you lose?
You: Nah, I'd win.
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Nah, I'd win.

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.

Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.
Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.

Person 2: Nah, I'd win.
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