I'll show you

Catchphrase made to annoy people or make sexual jokes.. leave the person confused or frustrated.

Person #1 "that will be $5 for your foot long"
Person #2 ... "I'll show you a foot long"

by unlimitedskilz December 19, 2010

bend over and i'll show you

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.

Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

by Zero Skhool November 23, 2015

i'll show you a good time

I'll rock your world with sex

Come with me, I'll show you a good time after dinner

by Hajajahdgiebfk February 12, 2018

show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'

we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.

by michael foolsley December 02, 2009

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025