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I'll show you

Catchphrase made to annoy people or make sexual jokes.. leave the person confused or frustrated.
Person #1 "that will be $5 for your foot long"
Person #2 ... "I'll show you a foot long"
by unlimitedskilz December 20, 2010
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i'll show you a good time

Come with me, I'll show you a good time after dinner
by Hajajahdgiebfk May 5, 2018
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bend over and i'll show you

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.
Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.
by Zero Skhool January 31, 2016
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The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"
by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008
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show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played

Slang. If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.
Batman: As the famous Harley Quinn said treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played. Robin: what do you mean? Batman: If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.
by B-rizzle August 7, 2023
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Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is
10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”
by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019
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