I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

by Dam you November 16, 2005

I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

by Shadowassasin13 December 16, 2010

I don't care. I bag groceries

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.

I don't care. I bag groceries.

by dacousin January 6, 2011

I don't fucking care.

Short sharp to the point! A conversation killer. It can also be a risky statement to make....infact i would say if your not a big powerful man or a funny/comedian type BE CAREFUL! To be used for really boring things or very annoying things, but its at your own personal risk you have been warned.

...the scene: its the middle of a dancefloor music is pumping....

Random no 1, to Random no 2...
" yea, i had a day."

Random no 2.
" I don't fucking care."......and then him/her just dances off into the night/day

Random no 1 is like
"1..2..3sec...wtf???".......shock, then anger or laughter if your cheeky and good at it.

Enjoy.....

by Teddybeer! July 2, 2011

i don't really care

Less harsh version of "I don't care"

Man #1: "I got a job paying $50 an hour!"
Man #2: "I don't really care"

by Sohn Jmith October 26, 2017

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.

I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.

by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010

I deadass Don't care

When a Guy tells a Woman/girl the same thing over and over Again in hopes of talking to her or impress her, or just being a prick.

Example on discord:

"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"

"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"

"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"

"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"

"I thought we where friends?"

"No we are just on The same server! Stop DM me also... I honestly deadass Don't care"

by RKI kongen January 26, 2020