A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing
by TheFrost February 23, 2007
by Satan June 26, 2004
by hipo May 13, 2003
When some one tells you not to do something, while they are doing it or have been seen doing exactly what they just told you not to do.
Teacher: Bob! Don't chew gum in the classroom! Go throw it out!
Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??
Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??
by b.c.w July 16, 2009
by neon.crayon.13 November 17, 2010
Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.
Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.
Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.
Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*
Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!
Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*
Claudia: Bye.
Tracey: See you around.
Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!
Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*
Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.
Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*
Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!
Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*
Claudia: Bye.
Tracey: See you around.
Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!
Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*
by Huhhy October 05, 2010
Mom: Son, marijuana is bad for you and you shouldn't smoke it.
Son: But mom, you buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. In fact, i steal weed from you! Your a hypocrite!
Mom:...
Son: But mom, you buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. In fact, i steal weed from you! Your a hypocrite!
Mom:...
by marijuanaman420 December 09, 2007
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