by Hi nooT June 06, 2010
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A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.
Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!
by wakatakalaka July 10, 2008
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Katy Perry is a hypocrite. She dissed her boyfriend for acting gay in her song "You Are So Gay", yet, she is acting the same way in "I Kissed A Girl". She'll probably insult me for saying this to her if I ever meet her, but I don't care.
by Karen Stickney July 12, 2008
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Kelly:"Ha ha, white girl can't jump, you!"
Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"
Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"
by Sonya September 23, 2003
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by missingnumber00 January 03, 2011
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Son: Mom this pasta taste like shit.
Mom: DON'T YOU FUCKING CURSE *bitch smacks son across face*
Dad: fucking hypocrite bitch.
Mom: DON'T YOU FUCKING CURSE *bitch smacks son across face*
Dad: fucking hypocrite bitch.
by marcos p May 13, 2007
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girl is talking trash on this other girl
-girl comes up to the other girl
then the girl who is talking trash on the girl who walks up is kissing her butt
so therefore that trash talkin depressed girl is a hypocrite
-girl comes up to the other girl
then the girl who is talking trash on the girl who walks up is kissing her butt
so therefore that trash talkin depressed girl is a hypocrite
by broccoli babes June 21, 2007
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