Hyper Ironic 

Anything really that has no point, but subjectively is ironic solely for being there.

Meme Man: This table is Hyper ironic
Meme Man Jr.: No it's not, it's a table.
Meme Man: But it is hyper ironic to me

Hyper Ironic by Slunker's Baby November 20, 2016

Hyper-Ironic 

being unironic about irony but hiding the true forms of truth or sincerity or the origin of the irony being discussed, inherently actually being ironic, in all cases, like verbally, or situationally, or dramatically, but expressing to the audiences as unironic.

"gUyS,, i"m t0ttAllY b3iNg uN1r0nIc, BuT tRu5t Me WhEn I sAy Th15, Hyper-Ironic iSRAEEEEEELLLLLLL"

Hyper-Ironic by certified.female.person.human November 22, 2022

Hyperjronic 

When you have energy stored in your body, but can't be released.

That Gym made me Hyperjronic

Hyperjronic by CUDead.exe August 23, 2019