Hydro Homies

Homies who stay hydrated

"Coke or Pepsi?"

Water please, were Hydro Homies

by MrSnazzyGoose June 25, 2019

Hydro Homies

Someone who is in love with staying hydrated

We hydro homies must stick together

by Cancerousking August 16, 2019

Hydro Homies

The homies at the gym who drink out of a gallon jug instead of a regular human-sized water bottle, making them “super” hydrated.

Some of the guys at my gym are total hydro homies.

by Goth_Gravy August 15, 2019

Hydro Homies

The male version of a VSCO girl.

They wear Adidas track pants, cross necklaces, baseball hats, drawstring bag, and their girlfriend's scrunchie on thier wrists.

Oh look! She's with her Hydro Homies!

by Tyler V-boy December 24, 2019

r/hydrohomies

The peak of content on reddit, an entire subreddit dedicated to water

John (looking through r/hydrohomies): hey man, do you ever just, like water?
Bob: yeah, I guess so
John (slaps hands on table): well,BOY DO I HAVE THE SUBREDDIT FOR YOU

by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 17, 2021

hydrohomie

short guy that sneaks into your room at 3 am and shoves water down your throat

Dude 1: :why am i so quenched today?
Dude 2: "idk, may be the hydrohomie payed you a visit"

by Brainrot Person December 13, 2022

hydrohomie

That dude that sells you bottled water and demand you drink water instead of any fucking thing else

Dude you need to hydrate! Stop drinking that artificial sugar bullshit! I care about you: I'm your hydrohomie

by BBsSasquatch June 26, 2024