The male version of a VSCO girl.

They wear Adidas track pants, cross necklaces, baseball hats, drawstring bag, and their girlfriend's scrunchie on thier wrists.

Oh look! She's with her Hydro Homies!

Hydro Homies by Tyler V-boy December 24, 2019

r/hydrohomies

The peak of content on reddit, an entire subreddit dedicated to water

John (looking through r/hydrohomies): hey man, do you ever just, like water?
Bob: yeah, I guess so
John (slaps hands on table): well,BOY DO I HAVE THE SUBREDDIT FOR YOU

r/hydrohomies by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 17, 2021

hydrohomie

short guy that sneaks into your room at 3 am and shoves water down your throat

Dude 1: :why am i so quenched today?
Dude 2: "idk, may be the hydrohomie payed you a visit"

hydrohomie by Brainrot Person December 13, 2022

hydrohomie

That dude that sells you bottled water and demand you drink water instead of any fucking thing else

Dude you need to hydrate! Stop drinking that artificial sugar bullshit! I care about you: I'm your hydrohomie

hydrohomie by BBsSasquatch June 26, 2024

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026