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Humpty's 

Eat at Soviet Humpty's, help break the chains of capitalist oppresion.
At Soviet Humpty's names are benign.
Humpty's by Comrade October 12, 2004

humpy-size

A girl in my daycare class used the word "humpy-size" to describe the shape of a lei. I laughed, and so now the word describes any shape that isn't easily describe-able.
I bought a new lamp!
What shape is it?
Um... it's humpy-size...
humpy-size by theguywhoiscool September 26, 2006

camel's hump 

The shit Jackie Chan was eating in Rush Hour while talking to Chris Tucker.
Tucker: Man, what you got me eating?
Chan: That's eel.
Tucker: What you got?
Chan: Camel's hump
Tucker: What?
Chan: Camel's hump
camel's hump by pbanto September 30, 2008

camel's hump 

A girl that outweighs John Candy.
I got my ass kicked by a camel's hump.
camel's hump by zack February 23, 2003

strumpy-humpy 

An antiquated term referring to sexual relations or intercourse, similar to hanky-panky.
Forsooth, I hath engaged in too much strumpy-humpy and contracted a dreadful case of gonorrhea.
strumpy-humpy by Crude Basket July 10, 2022

hump-smack

A dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. A violent, and completely platonic dance.
Michelle is so bomb, I hump-smacked her last night.

Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.

Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.