Look at that Humpty Dumpty!
by The Fate October 16, 2011
by dg1189 February 20, 2010
Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!
by zero615 March 23, 2011
when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.
by theweeeone August 18, 2010
A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.
Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?
Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.
Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.
by CompSci2 October 09, 2010
a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.
From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":
`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":
`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.
Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.
Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010
-A move during sexual intercourse about humping and then dumping your load.
-A reference to a sixteenleo video where Big Ed reveals that him and Liz are getting along physically.
-A reference to a sixteenleo video where Big Ed reveals that him and Liz are getting along physically.
"According to sixteenleo in a video, basically what Big Ed does to Liz is the Humpty Dumpty move."
"Hey Ed! have you Humpty Dumpty Liz last night?"
"Hey Ed! have you Humpty Dumpty Liz last night?"
by ririequinox May 04, 2021