Humpty dumpty

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty

by Enter August 22, 2017

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Humpty Dumpty

Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.

Look at that Humpty Dumpty!

by The Fate October 16, 2011

humpty dumpty

Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.

Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.

by tyrannicaltbagger April 25, 2007

Humpty Dumpty

When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.

"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"

by dg1189 February 20, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

A word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties

Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!

by zero615 April 7, 2011

Humpty Dumpty

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house

by theweeeone August 19, 2010