Humping and pumping

The only thing that keeps you healthy and sane.

Lets get fit with Wii!

FFS, humping and pumping are way better!

by ChrisO'Neat April 29, 2010

one hump pump

A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking

Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!

by maz33 May 3, 2008

sausage hump pump

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.

Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!

by NASS trio September 2, 2023

double hump pump

when a guy pushes two times in one thrust during sex. Usually causing multiple orgasms.

Joe used the Double Hump Pump to make his wife climax multiple times during intercourse.

by GB McPhee November 8, 2013