Humbop 

A form of abbreviation, or contraction, for "humble opinion".

"In my humbop, Michael Jackson has become much more enjoyable a listen now that he's passed away. But that's just because I was a metalhead when he came out with his big 80's hits and then of course he turned into a total freak. But now I know better."

Humbop by Smiler69 February 26, 2010

Humpophobia 

The fear of screwing!

I would not ask her out, she has humpophobia.

Humpophobia by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Humboldt Hack 

The nasty cough someone has after coming to Humboldt County. Results from the ever-present dampness and mold, as well as taking massive bong hits of the finest weed California has to offer.

Jim: (Continuously coughing for a few minutes) Damn, I've had this really bad cough for days.
Tony: Just moved to Arcata, right?
Jim: Yeah.
Tony: That's that Humboldt Hack man. Shit never goes away.

Humboldt Hack by Harley_Quinn September 22, 2011

Humboldtian

A person from or residing in Humboldt County, CA and living the North Coast hippie lifestyle. Humboldtians are calm, nurturing people who are somewhat oblivious to the outside world and are all about supporting their local community. A Humboldtian is typically white, works on a local farm or buys veggies from the farmers market, and dresses like they shop in a thrift store of clothes from the 1990's. Humboldtian students are passionate about biology, natural resources, and art and value weirdness and uniqueness above all else. Humboldtians care so much about the environment that they get upset when the temperature is above 70 degrees because "it's not good for the area."

"She makes her own soap, raises goats, volunteers at the farm, and she never gets angry...she's a true Humboldtian."

"I met a cute Humboldtian at the barn dance - he's in a bluegrass band."

"Did you see all the Humboldtians playing bongo drums during the kinetic sculpture race?"

Humboldtian by N. Steezy May 4, 2013

Humboldt Burn 

(V) To smoke pot with no regard to conservation. To only burn and inhale the resin and hair off of a marijuana bud and then dispose of the remaining green matter.

"Ray had such quality and quantity that he would only "Humboldt burn" his weed.

Humboldt Burn by Tresfingers October 12, 2011

humboldt twist

When you get twisted up in an accident like the kids in the humboldt crash!

Jerry: did you hear about greg?
Mike: no what happened?
Jerry: he got into a car accident!
Mike: oh fuck he got that humboldt twist?

humboldt twist by humbytwister November 5, 2018

Himbophobia 

The hatred of uneducated or generally dumb people.

“Did you see Daniel broke up with Stacy cause she’s dumb”
“That’s classic himbophobia right there”

Himbophobia by Shutupdaniel July 7, 2020