Human Parking Cone 

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

You can find a human parking cone at New York's hottest club, Blitzen!

Human Parking Cone by RedAckbar December 14, 2010

Human Parking Cone 

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!

Human Parking Cone by Albakody December 14, 2010

human parking cone 

"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"

-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10

Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.

human parking cone by VV512 December 13, 2010

human parking cone 

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them

Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones

human parking cone by SilliParker December 13, 2010

Human Parking Cone 

It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.

oh, a Human Parking Cone, I've done that!

Human Parking Cone by Mapoe Sims December 14, 2010

Human Parking Cone 

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

There are also human parking cones.

Human Parking Cone by snl909 December 14, 2010

human parking cones 

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them

Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right

human parking cones by J-fisher December 14, 2010