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John Haldeman 

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.
Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
John Haldeman by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022

Lazy Holterman 

The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.
Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"
Lazy Holterman by Rev john October 20, 2011
When you and a group of friends explore abandoned buildings and someone disappears into another room to take a shit.
Person A- Hey guys where did John go?

Person B- I think he want to drop another Hillerman!!

Person A- I hope nobody steps in it...I bet he does not have toilet paper or wipes either.
Hillerman by styles08 January 5, 2010

Hellermanism 

The social view based upon a life lived off of music, food, and women. Somebody who is a "Hellerman" might feel obliged to play guitar while eating a hot dog and performing anal sex with a woman.
"You can tell that he is a firm believer in Hellermanism because he is sexy, a musician, hungry, and is currently recieving a blow job".
Hellermanism by Sampson H. June 2, 2008

hollie holdeman 

A person of extremes, often contradictory extremes. Someone who has difficulty distinguishing sincerity and malice manipulation. Being broken and put back together even more better
I sure wish Cole would participate in couple coinciding stop being a hollie Holdeman.
hollie holdeman by HatefulHippie September 6, 2020

Hubermanite 

Someone who practically worships high quality peer-reviewed scientific work, and the people that do it. (Such Dr. Andrew Huberman.
I'm not religious in the traditional sense. I'm more of a Hubermanite.
Hubermanite by Lollie Dot Com November 2, 2021