how've

A contraction of "How have"

It's not actually proper grammar but whatever.

If I have to explain how to use this word, you're an idiot. Here it goes anyways:

(Person A) "How've you been?"
(Person B) "Did you just contract "How" and "Have" together! Grammersphemy!

how've by Wasted256 May 12, 2008

how'nt've 

Another word in the alphabet meme dictionary
How'nt've means how do u not have

It can be used in many ways

But ONLY for ones whom know what memes are.

man1:how'nt've the Meme page on ur phone
man2:wut..

how'nt've by NUGGETDerp June 24, 2018

how long we've come 

Derived from the phrase "how far we've come", this phrase has been first said by Anime YouTuber AnimeUproar's AnimaC on an episode on the Rant Cafe Podcast, this was a dumb mistake by AnimaC.

"It really is crazy how long we've come"
~ AnimaC

how long we've come by LordTwigo'sFollower November 28, 2020

This is how bored I've gotten 

Somthing a dick neck might say almost everyday because he has nothing else better to say and its 'how bored i've gotten'

Dick Neck: This is how bored i've gotten
Everybody: OMG STFU!

This is how bored I've gotten by GoldKobra November 4, 2008

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet 

wasn't me

well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8 

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8 by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. 

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015