Hover Hand

A pathetic or defensive measure nerds with social problems take to avoid being thrown out of a convention for being a creeper. Due to their lack of experience with women and an outright paranoia of security throwing him out. The Hover Hand Technique is like a photo version of a thigh job. You are less likely to get thrown out of a con that way than if you actually held on to the girl and the girl cries sexual harassment.

Joe was at an anime convention with his friend Dan, while Dan was an atypical nerd with relatively good looks, Joe was anything but charming and had concerns about taking photos with a cute maid cosplay. While Dan went straight in for the kill with one photo having him grab the girl by her hip and later made a kissing face on her cheek. Joe was happy to hover hand over the same girl.

Dan wasn't so lucky when the manager of the maid group threw his ass out of the con. Dan went off to get drinks at the bar where he can be at home with his kind of people whereas Joe remain in the con.

by Linguo Dude July 5, 2013

Hover Hand

When a dude awkwardly has him arm around a girl, but doesn’t actually process to make contact on her body. Uncomfortably, hovers his hand over her shoulder region.

“Man, Connor is such a awkward shit. Look at his hover hand on Abby!”

by Sir James Masucci May 13, 2019

Hover Crapht

To take a dump while your ass hovers over the toilet, while not making direct contact with the rim. Knees are bent at almost 90 degrees, using ever muscle in your thighs to not touch.

I just hover craphted! The guy in the stall before me, dropped a bomb on the toilet seat. I couldn't sit on that shit.

by Chefboaters September 25, 2009

hovering hippo

used as an excuse for when you fall or crash

after crashingdamn hovering hippos always hovering in front of me and making me crash

by michael July 15, 2004

hover lover

An individual that goes from lover to lover seamlessly - man or woman, maybe cheating, maybe not.

Jacob is such a hover lover; he's at Katie's one day and Josie's the next.

by hoverlover1 October 3, 2017

Hover mode

When your high af and you feel like your floating

I drank this sizzurpp and I'm in hover mode

by Tripking53 April 22, 2015

Hover Tank

The primary bulk of the Wulfram fighting force. Primary weapon is the autocannon. Secondary weapon is the pulse shell which travels up to 2000m. Heavier than the scout. Can carry link and cargo.

weeeeeeee fun

by Stinky1 December 31, 2004