Houston

1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend

2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.

Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.

Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.

by The guy on the train March 11, 2020

Logan houston

An amazingly attractive man, six foot tall and 'very' intelligent

Damn, that Logan houston is very hot.

by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021

tom houston

The greatest person and best dad you’ll ever meet.

Tim: My dad is Tom Houston!
Lex: Hey mine too
Hannah: Same!

by Lumberdad October 16, 2020

Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach

i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!

by FuckBullfrog August 1, 2022

South Houston High School

Everybody knows everybody at the school, every girl dates multiple guys and guys date they homies secretly cheating on their girl

Erick: "That girl right there is fine as fuck!."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."

by youngtakuache2020 September 23, 2020

Sam houston

A bunch of privileged white guys who suck dick and think they good at football. They actually fuckin suck and play shit teams and are the sons have Carencro and Acadiana. They live off daddies money.

“damn i hate Sam Houston… we are so privileged with daddies money and suck at sports”

by Ladiesman7689 October 17, 2023

Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.

“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”

by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022