houdini sex

(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"

It was like magic! he came on me twice in 10 seconds!

by 420hitter February 21, 2003

houdini sex

Houdini Sex: While you're with your girlfriend, passionately banging her from behind, you have one of your buddies slip in and take your place without her knowing. Then you sneak outside, run up to the bedroom window and yell, "TAA DAA!"

"Dude! You're gonna love this: Last night I had Houdini Sex with Jane and my buddy, Tom. When I went outside and yelled ‘TAA DAA!' her mouth was all like, dropped open and her eyes were fuckin' HUGE! Next thing I know she turned pale and ended up shitting all over Tom, herself and her mother’s new carpet. I was all like, Bro! No Way! Fuckin' Houdini Sex! Woooo! We were still laughing about it this morning, but she's still uptight about it. I think I lost my GoPro in the bushes."

by Barn Breath January 26, 2016

Houdini sex

The act of having sex in dangerous situations where the goal is to achieve climax for either or both parties before meeting there doom.

Look there's a train coming down these tracks in 15 minutes let's have Houdini sex .

by Piggy22 December 3, 2017

sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.

3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini

by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016