To fuck a girl in the ass, near a window.
A friend of yours hides under the bed nearby.
You tell the girl you're going to pull out for a moment.
You're friend takes your place behind the girl.
You exit the building, and walk around so that you're visible from the window.
you wave to the girl from outside who (if timed correctly) will be reaching orgasm.
A friend of yours hides under the bed nearby.
You tell the girl you're going to pull out for a moment.
You're friend takes your place behind the girl.
You exit the building, and walk around so that you're visible from the window.
you wave to the girl from outside who (if timed correctly) will be reaching orgasm.
Guy: Hey man, i need your help.
Friend: What's up?
Guy: I want to Houdini my girl.
Friend: Yeah, I'll help you!
Guy: I can't wait to see her face!
Friend: What's up?
Guy: I want to Houdini my girl.
Friend: Yeah, I'll help you!
Guy: I can't wait to see her face!
by Austin Peirce January 1, 2008
To quote Joe: "The Houdini is when you're doing a chick from behind and then you stop and spit on her back so she thinks you're done and then when she turns around you cum on her face and yell 'HOUDINI!!!'"
Steve: "She dumped you? Why?"
Joe: "I don't know, I thought it was pretty funny when I gave her The Houdini."
Joe: "I don't know, I thought it was pretty funny when I gave her The Houdini."
by Who Dini May 9, 2005
When you're having sex with a girl doggy-style in front of a window and she is tied down (this is important) and all of the sudden you tap out with your friend so now he is having sex with her and you show up in front of the window, on the second floor, in a three-piece suit and top hat. She gasps at amazement when you pull two rabbits, also having sex, out of your top-hat. The rabbits turn into confetti then you throw down a smoke bomb and disappear. At the exact same moment your friend runs out the door without her noticing. You high-five your pal in the parking lot and go for milkshakes. Then she wakes up...
by m.night-shyamalamadingdong March 3, 2015
Normally when you take a dump, the logs congregate in the bottom of the bowl, making something of a brown pile (color depends on what you may have eaten in the past day or two). A Houdini occurs when the log comes out in such a tight stream and well aimed trajectory that it disapears directly into the toilet drain.
by mr bill bob sven August 15, 2007
You're doing your lady doggy style and just before coming you take your dick out to come on her back. You actually spit a large amount of saliva on her back instead. As she turns round to inspect the glory you come into her face. She'll have no idea how you did it.
My girlfriend was so impressed with the houdini she was not annoyed at all with the pearl earings and necklace she was now wearing.
by Norbert Colon September 2, 2005
When you fuck a guy in the butt and you fool him that you cum and then you pull out he turns around and you cum in his face.
by Sonny 'Sal' Vitale January 20, 2008
Much different than a 'grower' a Houdini is a penis that when flaccid, there seems to be nothing there. A possibility of a very small penis, but once erect is both long and thick, maybe even above average. A true Houdini penis will make the receiver experience a bit of fear/regret at its reveal.
Becky: There's no way he's big! I mean, he's wearing skinny jeans and I can't even see the hint of an outline.
Savannah: Oh you'd think so, but trust me...He's a Houdini.
Savannah: Oh you'd think so, but trust me...He's a Houdini.
by niallsblckgirlfriend August 7, 2017