houdini's handcuffs 

handcuffs which the famous magician left attached at the famous mcsorleys ale house in new york. commonly mistaken for an australian expression when used randomly.

Australian: houdini's handcuffs ay!

Derek: What is that? like a wierd australian expression or something?

Australian: No

houdini's handcuffs by discodayle June 17, 2012

houdini's ghost 

An extension of the Houdini Shit. But not only does it leave no trace on the TP, but leaves the bowl empty.

I know I felt the poop come out, I wiped with no evidence on teh paper. When I looked in the bowl, there was nothing. I WAS VISITED BY HOUDINI'S GHOST!!

houdini's ghost by SeaFoam2DMax July 28, 2006

Houdini's Breakfast 

A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)

Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"

Female: "Yes! What will we have?"

Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"

Houdini's Breakfast by Skistin October 16, 2008

woman's houdini 

when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.

Dude me and Helga pulled the woman's houdini on Jeff last night, he cried himself to sleep.

woman's houdini by nagasakinutbuster October 20, 2010

houdini sex 

(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"

It was like magic! he came on me twice in 10 seconds!

houdini sex by 420hitter February 21, 2003

Houdini shit 

The actual definition of a Houdini shit is a turd that contains enough negative buoyancy to drop to the bottom of the toilet and glide it's way down far enough into the toilet's exit portal that it appears to have mysteriously disappeared or make you question whether or not you even crapped to begin with. It often times shares the characteristics of a Jesus Shit, which is the term used for turds that leave no residue on the anus.

Boy, today's Ziggy cartoon was pretty funny. Oh well...I'm done wiping so I guess it's time to stand up, flush and get back to wor- OH MY GOD! HOUDINI SHIT!

Houdini shit by Aquahutch November 1, 2006

Houdini Superman Surprise 

Similar in execution to the original Houdini, although to perform correctly you should have dressed up as mild mannered reporter clark kent. Upon spitting on the ladys back she will turn round, whilst she is doing this simply leap into the nearest cupboard and leap back out again dressed as the man of steel, then ejaculate your super-sperm into the ladys astonished face, bellow the legend "Houdini SUUUPERMAAAAN!" then leave via the nearest window.

'Hey Man, your mum sure looked shocked when i gave her the Houdini Superman Surprise last night!'

'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'

Houdini Superman Surprise by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008