1. In the carefree days of 1969, before political correctness reared its ugly
head, marketing genius Dave Thomas founded the Wendy's hamburger chain, originally called "Wendy's Hot and Juicy". Dave's enterprise rode this monicker to national fame, but later changed the
name to "Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburgers" for undisclosed reasons. Personally, I think it was a bad marketing decision. After all, doesn't "Wendy's Hot and Juicy" conjure up the quaint image of
innocent little
red-haired Wendy and her hot, juicy merchandise? I bet you'
re getting hungry just thinking about Wendy's Hot and Juicy.
2. Pussy. How some people get from hamburgers to pussy I'
ll never know. The world is full of sickos.
