1. In the carefree days of 1969, before political correctness reared its ugly head, marketing genius Dave Thomas founded the
Wendy's hamburger chain, originally called "
Wendy's Hot and Juicy". Dave's enterprise rode this monicker to national fame, but later changed the name to "
Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburgers" for undisclosed reasons. Personally, I think it was a bad marketing decision. After all, doesn't "
Wendy's Hot and Juicy" conjure up the quaint image of innocent little
red-haired Wendy and her hot, juicy merchandise? I bet you're getting hungry just thinking about Wendy's Hot and Juicy.
2. Pussy. How some people get from hamburgers to pussy I'll never know. The world is full of sickos.