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Hazleton Hot Pocket 

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.
hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

swedish hot pocket 

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.
"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
swedish hot pocket by ndrago1 February 10, 2017

Hot pocket burn 

When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.
Jim- man i got a mad hot pocket burn
-bob-see i told you to wait 2 minutes

hot pocket side dish 

A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.

Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"

"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."

East Texas Hot Pocket

When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!

Hot Pocket Hangover 

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.
"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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