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Hot Message 

When someone has been a Hot Mess the night before, and upon checking their sent items realises they were sending messages whilst under the influence, which they regret in the morning.
"How are you feeling?"
"A bit hungover. Gasp! Oh no! Looks like there was some hot message going on between me and Ben last night, my sent items is crammed with texts!"
Hot Message by HotMessenger September 25, 2009
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Bavarian hot rock massage 

Like the conventional hot rock massage ,a Type of massage involves the use and placement of heated basalt river rocks on different points of the body it is then used to deep tissue massage by qualified technicians to expertly massage with the use of the stones ,
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .
The Bavarian hot rock massage is a great honeymoon gift to surprise your newlywed partner