Horton

That blue elephant from Dr.Seusses' Horton hears a who.

Happy Horton feels really happy when he's horny and got it goin on. He honks his horny horn at whory hairy homo hookers who hop around the room. He happily eats his Hostess HoHos at Hooters. The End.

by Gigglehead May 8, 2008

Horton

Master of maths homework, father of a lanky, socially awkward, oriental child who can’t play badminton.

“Horton got me an A on my maths homework” said Adam

by Dongle McIrish April 27, 2019

Horton

Any human being with questionable gender who claims to "hang low" but obviously doesn't even hang.

sometimes these creatures put helpless men under a love spell so they can mate and reproduce these awkward beings with questionable social status. They go along living in society but heed the warning signs,
"Hortons hang low", while in bed absence of any reproductive parts.

Whoopi Goldberg is a type of Horton

by Konquatts June 27, 2011

Horton

An un-circumcised penis.

"girl you seen his dick yet"
"mm girl yes, this boy has a horton!!"
"damn a horton!?"
"dick lookin like it just heard a who!"

by Dr.sous December 21, 2013

Horton

Horton is a shit-hole village in North Staffordshire, England. Most people from Horton either:
A/ Live there all their life and never know anything better, or
B/ Get out of there as soon as f*cking possible and try to purge the place from their memories.

"Aye up, where're you from?"
"Horton."
"Of right, that's why you stink of slurry then"

by smaugleroin April 25, 2009

Hortonized

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.

"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

Horton

Horton is a word to describe people who are large in the pants.

Boy1: look at that guy he's not even hung and its bigger than mine.
Boy2: yeah he's a Horton .

by hortino4 January 24, 2008