Horton

Horton is a shit-hole village in North Staffordshire, England. Most people from Horton either:
A/ Live there all their life and never know anything better, or
B/ Get out of there as soon as f*cking possible and try to purge the place from their memories.

"Aye up, where're you from?"
"Horton."
"Of right, that's why you stink of slurry then"

by smaugleroin April 25, 2009