Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

Showing the horse and cart

To show one's age. When an older person makes a comment or action that refers back to times long since past and shows just how old they are, generally alienating the younger generation a bit in the process.

My grandfather made a reference to Howdy Doody today. Man, was he showing the horse and cart.

Also showing your age

by JacintaK July 6, 2009

Horseshoeing

Gender sensitive-

Female term: Getting a horseshoe and putting one end in your vagina and the other end in your ass.

Male term: Wrapping your dick under your butt and shoving it up your ass to create a horseshoe shape.

Why are you horseshoeing, Step Bro?

by Sinisterfox3 November 25, 2020

Horseshoeing

When you bend your dick back into your own asshole.

"My dick is so sore from horseshoeing!" or "I feel bad for any man who can't horseshoe"

by Dude who knows April 21, 2022