horse's ass

n: An oblivious idiot who generally says and does things that draw laughter at him, for being such an unbelievable moron.

"Did you see blake just shotgun that beer and then piss himself? Wow, what a giant horse's ass."

by Olen White January 5, 2009

horse's ass

a stupid or obnoxious person(also a term of adress)

I refuse to be friends with a horse's ass like that.

by Light Joker March 19, 2005

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

horse's ass

Someone who is not just an ass, but a big ass, indeed, a horse's ass. Someone who really makes an ass of themselves.

Ex FEMA director Mike Brown is a Horse's Ass

by No Nombre October 6, 2005

Horse's ass

The President of the united states since 2000

Also see: idiot

by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004

horse's ass

Mules come from crossing a female horse with a (male) jackass. A horse's ass would be an ass kept for breeding purposes. Considered a low form of life, like a gigolo.

Can you believe that horse's ass?

by Clay Commons May 22, 2007

Horse's ass

Someone who's got most of their true muscle between their ears, but still makes neverending desperate attempts to physically dominate people with body language (especially in crowded public settings), often resulting in police showing up to threaten people who don't think life is like a poker tournament or a trip to Vegas. Also known as an instigator.

He/she was a horse's ass, but not everybody was ignoring him/her like she thought, many of them were rejecting him/her, but he/she could never see that, all the muscle between the ears was dense.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020