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Horrible game

parkour reborn by hudzell
parkour reborn is a horrible game
Horrible game by Kitstops June 9, 2024

Horrible gamer 

A Horrible gamer is someone who is horrible at playing video games and will spend money on games to make themselves better a good example is Muselk who is horrible at memeing in Fortnite and doesn't deserve to play it and should delete his channel. Another example of a Horrible gamer is someone who can't get past the tutorial of video games or level one and if they do make it past they won't do well also they can't hit their shots in shooter games.
Random Person: *Walks into his house*

Horrible gamer: What are you doing in my house?

Random person: I should be asking you that question

Horrible gamer: Get out of this house I'm friends with the owner I'll call the police on you if you don't leave

Random Person: You're crazy and also you're a Horrible gamer

Horrible gamer: Okay then I'll let you have my house if you beat me in some games

Random person: This is my house you can't do that

Horrible gamer: No it's mine

Random person: I thought you said it was your friends?

Horrible gamer: No it's actually mine

Random Person: *Beats him in every game they play*

Horrible gamer: I'm quitting this game *Pulls out gun and shoots himself*
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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