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horny bird 

when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that

bird + horny = bird sex
i have a horny bird it keeps having sex
horny bird by poopoo<3 August 1, 2021

horn billed tuba bird

One of a species of invisible birds with bills the shape of a tuba horn and who's call sounds and smells exactly like, and is indistinguishable from, a human fart. Additionally the tuba bird's farts sound like a human burp.
Damn girl did you just fart?

No bae, it's was a horn billed tuba bird. Must of flown in when you came home from work.
horn billed tuba bird by zugzuger February 13, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008