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Hopewell Valley

Hopewell Borough, Hopewell Township and Pennington Borough, are all in the Valley. Its full of Higher middle class families, the cops are assholes, the kids are pot heads.
Hopewell Valley Central High school is the local public school, and if you go there, you hate the Pennington Prep School, and all other prep schools.
Everyone knows everyone.
1-"Hey dude its the first day to school, where you going?"
2-"to my bus stop..."
1-"Na you aint dude, we're getting high before class!"
2-"sounds good."
-first day of school at Hopewell Valley Regional Highschool.
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Hopewell Valley

Hopewell Valley is nice suburban, sometimes rural town between Princeton and Trenton, NJ. Hopewell Valley is famous for its three municipalities, Hopewell Township, Hopewell Borough, and Pennington Borough. The Central High School is home of the Bulldogs.

Hopewell is famous for three things. The last of the hippy race, the location where General Washington crossed the Delaware River during the Revolutionary War, and one of two high schools not to have a football team until a few years ago.
Hopewell Valley is a beautiful area with trees, farms, and Washington Crossing State Park.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026