Fat green homosexual who preys on young children. He works in the childrens underwear section in Target. He is fucking awesome.
by Hootin July 14, 2008
by James Scharl May 11, 2004
Excitement to the point of acting like a jackass yokel. This is what what Rooster, Red, and Trainmaster do after work while sitting at the Sultana bar, drinking Jack Daniels and Coors light.
by waltermitty August 21, 2004
A unwashed woman, usually a middle aged white southern woman who resembles a man (You can't really tell if its a man or woman) and is usually unwashed and has long unkept hair.
Calamity Jane was a hootin nanny.
by Daytime September 26, 2006
by CashMoneRaven May 12, 2011
A weird al hootin nanny is an individual that enjoys to partake in things that are unsinister and unruly. The kind of activities this being takes part in are unheard of and nasty.
by Dr. Litshitz March 4, 2009
Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!
by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004