hoog

*spits*

simon is a rood
hoog
ffs you spat on me
hoog
stop .

by TheOmegaOne February 24, 2020

Hoog

The space in between a woman's breasts, often where the penis goes when a tittyfuck occurs.

That shirt was so clear, I could see her hoog!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

hoog

hoog means "GIVE ME A FREKIN HUG" it is generally used when you really need a hug and don't want to yell at someone to give you a hug

gimmme a hoog

by luuuula August 15, 2020

hoog

Hoog has had a definition for many eons for those with occult knowledge. It is a mantra of expulsion. Used to dispel negative energies. It itself is a very powerful mantra and should be used sparingly as it may bring harm to those whom it is directed towards.

Huh huh huh...foolish mortals. (hoog) Hooooooooooog, WHoooooooooG.

by Madgar October 25, 2017

Hoog

A mistaken menu item at a steak restaurant by a drunkard.

Eg Julian asks in a manner of uncultured bewilderment “What on earth is a Hoog”?
His brothers reply in unison “that is 400g (the size of the steak) you fucktard” explaining to Julian the illiterate mongol spaz master 3000.

by Soup kitchen December 13, 2019