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Hood Mat 

Similar to a hood rat, but has no preferences regarding affiliation, race, level of respect or lack thereof. Basically will let man with a street mentality turn her into a mattress and use her for whatever she has to provide. RIDES, MONEY, Profiles, substances, weapons, come ups..... Ect until her usefulness has been used up and she is passed along to the homies or to another hood. Usually trying to pose as a damsel in distress, this ratchet is the type of girl that robs her man in the middle of the night and is out trolling for other prospective affiliations usually always a man that has a higher level of respect than her current hook up. In hopes of appearing to know people that are higher up in the game. But when in reality all they did was user as a hood mat.
Oh dude that hood mat Christina she burnt tho, homie Jay just got her for everything. Don't call her she broke.
Hood Mat by StormSchock July 23, 2021
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hood math 

Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.
Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math
hood math by Kocfight23 December 1, 2018
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Matt hood 

A stupid fucking jewish nigger faggot who nobody likes and thinks hes better that everyone and is a fucking leach
Matt hood by Bigblackcock999 May 18, 2019
One who is from your "hood".
Yo, I grew up in South Compton with that guy over there. We is "Hoodmates".
Hoodmate by BattleWhale December 16, 2012
A dirty girl,who likes to have sex with many partners. Usally in a ghetto housing complex, where there are many neighbors/friends to sleep with, with no commitment.
YO franky lets go find candace and the rest of them HOODMAT's to drag home tonight!
Hoodmat by FrankyFlowers July 17, 2007
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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