Honkey Knocker

1. That socially awkward person who thinks that it’s acceptable to go up to someone in public and fondle their breasts while saying, “Honk, Honk”.

Suzy from Human Resources was groped by a Honkey Knocker at the Coldplay concert .

by Terrible Ty July 31, 2025

Honky Knocker

a motion and attitude used to mock someone. Usually involves making a goofy ass face and bobbing your head around.

He looked at Dave, Dave bent down and gave him the dirtiest Honky Knocker I have ever seen.

by theben86 March 11, 2009

knocker hockey

A sexual act that involves a man or a woman slapping another woman's breasts, like slapping a puck in hockey.

Chris just totally played some knocker hockey with Stacy in the cabin.

by Aaron Newquist April 9, 2008