Honkey Knocker

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1. That socially awkward person who thinks that it’s acceptable to go up to someone in public and fondle their breasts while saying, “Honk, Honk”.

Suzy from Human Resources was groped by a Honkey Knocker at the Coldplay concert .

Honkey Knocker by Terrible Ty July 31, 2025

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Honky Knocker

a motion and attitude used to mock someone. Usually involves making a goofy ass face and bobbing your head around.

He looked at Dave, Dave bent down and gave him the dirtiest Honky Knocker I have ever seen.

Honky Knocker by theben86 March 11, 2009

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knocker hockey

A sexual act that involves a man or a woman slapping another woman's breasts, like slapping a puck in hockey.

Chris just totally played some knocker hockey with Stacy in the cabin.

knocker hockey by Aaron Newquist April 9, 2008

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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