honey buns

nickname my sexy-ass girlfriend has for me

Come gimme some lovin' honey buns!

honey buns by TP September 2, 2003

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honey buns

One of the many euphemisms for one's significant other, but it is used mainly for females.

Many believe its origin lies in the myth that women's gluteus maximus taste like Mead, which is a honey flavored wine. In all actuality, the female gluteus maximus tastes like ass.

Others believe that its origin lies with women's superficial, yet obsessive-compulsive disorder concerning their buttocks. Historians believe that it's possible husbands came up with this euphemism in order to hold up the illusion that their wives' bottom is still firm and admirable. The truth has been found to be contradictory to the illusion in the majority of cases.

Woman: Does this make my butt look fat?

Man: Of course not, honey buns!

honey buns by BusinessMan September 2, 2005

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ghetto honey buns

using sliced bread,drenching it with cheap maple syrup and heating it in the microwave

desperate times call for desperate actions
Jayvons sidechick invited him to chill at the crib while his wifey was out at her sisters.She was out of food stamps and food and wanted to impress him so she whipped up some ghetto honey buns with hopes that he would wife her

ghetto honey buns by dragonfly1005 April 19, 2014