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Homie Shit 

When a "Homie" (Friend, for you white kids) does something either good or bad for you or to you.
Bad:

Friend 1: "Did you know Rob took my car and crashed it?!"
Friend 2: "Homie shit."

Good:

Friend 1: "Hey wanna grab something to eat?"
Friend 2: "Nah i can't i don't have any money."
Friend 1: "Its cool ill pay for you."
Friend 2: "Homie Shit."
Homie Shit by bigjohn23 March 23, 2012
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On Homie Shit 

The absolute one thing the boys cannot lie upon. If you do choose to lie the ultimate punishment is guilt. The boys will shun you and be extremely disappointed in you. One time I heard a kid lied after saying “on homie shit” and he was never seen again.
1: “Bro did you and her really hit it off last night?”

“On homie shit we did!”
2: “dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut.”

“ on homie shit I didn’t, I swear”
3: “I dare you to jump in the fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro”
“Ight bet”
On Homie Shit by Homie king July 11, 2022

On Homie Shit 

The absolute one thing, the boys can not lie on. No like seriously you just can’t lie on it. It’s unforgivable if you do. So don’t. I’m serious don’t. They say, one kid lied on homie shit and…was never seen again.
“Craig did you and Becca really hit it off last night?” “Bro I on homie shit we did”

“Dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut” “on homie shit I didn’t”

“I dare you to jump in that fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro!”
“Ight bet now I have to”
On Homie Shit by Homie king July 11, 2022

BOOMERANG THAT SHIT HOMIE! 

SLANG TERM CREATED BY THE COOLEST CHICK EVER THAT SIMPLY REFERS TO THE ACT OF PASSING A JOINT/BLUNT.
FROM ONE POTHEAD TO THE NEXT..."BOOMERANG THAT SHIT HOMIE!", IT'S PUFF PUFF THEN PASS MOTHERFUKA!

welcome home shit 

the feeling of having to take a huge shit after arriving home from a long trip
i took a glorious welcome home shit after that drive from florida.
welcome home shit by nunamaker April 3, 2015

home shit advantage 

The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..
My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.

B- Home Shit 

When folk be trippin
Why do dudez alwayz on that B- Home Shit
B- Home Shit by TiffanyNsTephanie October 4, 2006
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