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Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.
1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!
by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017
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