Holy Muff 

More Descrete way of saying "Holy Fuck"

Holy Muff that shit is leet!

Holy Muff by Kooby May 27, 2005

Holy Muff 

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

Holy Muff by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010

holy banana muffins 

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

holy banana muffins by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

holy freakin muffins by Luke December 26, 2004

Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin 

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.

1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."

Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010