Holey Peanut

The religion that revolves around the creation of the universe via a peanut, and the prophets Medardo and Kaiser, all given from the viewpoint of an überlord, Kuklinski. An interesting, yet humerous, tale about the life and crucifixion of Medardo, and Kaiser's numerous fights with the Greco-Roman gods.

0:0 Kaiser
And, on the first day. Kaiser created nothing. On the second day, Kaiser made a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. On the third, fourth, and fifth days, Kaiser took a nap. On the sixth day, when he woke up...

by Antman April 1, 2004

The Holy peanut

The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass

Did you pray to the holy peanut?

no.

You better, or else you become a thot

by The globgogabgolab himself April 20, 2019

church of the holy peanut

Everyone is really good at not blinking we worship scp 173 and the foundation is fucking sick of us but we don't care

*at church*
Friend- who do you worship

Me- church of the holy peanut bitch

by Olivia lysee September 30, 2020

Peanut hole

Slang for female genitalia

Zahra told Jesiah to suck out her peanut hole

by Kebosabe July 31, 2018

peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.

Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.

by fart in my mouth baby April 5, 2015

holy crap in a peanut

wut master shake says when he falls in a hole and sees all these skulls

holy crap in a peanut! monsters!

by yo yo yo da fizzlin shizzlin December 31, 2003