Did you see those two hokes together at that party? They were lame, I bet they listen to soulja boy and make out.
by daniel daniel February 23, 2008
by #1nigga February 23, 2008
Very similar to a joke, a hoke is a half-joke. Like when you are trying to tell someone something and they respond with an insult, so you make a joke of it. It is most commonly used in those awkward circumstance when the person you're talking to makes a complete "prick" comment.
Tim: Hey did you see that Glee episode last night?
Mike: No because I have a dick.
Tim: Haha, sorry I guess my menstrual cycle is acting up. (A key example of a hoke)
Mike: No because I have a dick.
Tim: Haha, sorry I guess my menstrual cycle is acting up. (A key example of a hoke)
by horaceapplebottom December 7, 2011
When a Male/Female enters the vagina with there finger,more affectionately known as fingering.(Gut hoking)
by brolly109 November 13, 2009
Head football coach for the University of Michigan. He is known for his excessive eating habits, giant gut, and type 2 diabetes.
Guy 1: Did you hear the exciting news about Brady Hoke?
Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.
Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"
Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.
Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.
Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"
Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.
by Brady Hoke's Mom February 16, 2012
The city in Alabama where everyone is dating and related. I met my second cousin there. Today, we're getting married.
by YintheOrigami October 10, 2017