The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.

Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.

Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.

Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!

Jack: ...Can I help?

Brogrammers before hoegrammers by Japegrape November 30, 2011

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Mogrammer

A Mormon computer programmer. Normally, lives in a new housing development in Saratoga Springs with 4 kids. Commutes to his company's office in Thanksgiving Point. Likes React. Hates Angular. Wants to be a data scientist and code more functionally. Hates OOP and Agile. Will switch jobs in 6 months to work at a neighboring company 50ft away in the Thanksgiving Point area. Also loves to get crazy wasted on Mountain Dew.

I'm at the Starbucks in Lehi, and it feels like a tech incubator. Mogrammers galore, all writing iOS apps for MLMs.

Mogrammer by mojoroum February 16, 2019

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Hologrammer

Hologrammer means a person who uses HoloX to create and stream Holographic content, in essence an augmented reality video hologram of themselves that an audience can beam and stream, overlaid into their own space through a smartphone.

"Tonight I will be watching a performance from my favorite hologrammer, as if they were in my living room!"

Hologrammer by KyomAR June 10, 2021

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nogrammer

A programmer who doesn't technically know
how to program, ie: "I just use CHATGPT for all
my code".

"Wow it's so cool you know how to program
games like that! My best friend is a programmer!" "Actually, I'm a nogrammer, I had
chatGPT do all the hard stuff... I just tweaked it more or less..." "oh... I guess that's cool?"

nogrammer by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! March 20, 2023

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