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phogrammer
A phogrammer is someone who acts like they can program, but in reality only edits text fields on GitHub.
phogrammer by Wyatt Krasnici September 5, 2018
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hobogrammer
A computer programmer who makes $100,000 per year but is homeless because of the ridiculously high rents in the Bay Area
hobogrammer by realsiliconvalley February 19, 2013
Brogrammers before hoegrammers
The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.
Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.
Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.
Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!
Jack: ...Can I help?
Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.
Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!
Jack: ...Can I help?
Brogrammers before hoegrammers by Japegrape November 30, 2011
Mogrammer
A Mormon computer programmer. Normally, lives in a new housing development in Saratoga Springs with 4 kids. Commutes to his company's office in Thanksgiving Point. Likes React. Hates Angular. Wants to be a data scientist and code more functionally. Hates OOP and Agile. Will switch jobs in 6 months to work at a neighboring company 50ft away in the Thanksgiving Point area. Also loves to get crazy wasted on Mountain Dew.
Hologrammer
Hologrammer means a person who uses HoloX to create and stream Holographic content, in essence an augmented reality video hologram of themselves that an audience can beam and stream, overlaid into their own space through a smartphone.
"Tonight I will be watching a performance from my favorite hologrammer, as if they were in my living room!"
Hologrammer by KyomAR June 10, 2021
nogrammer
"Wow it's so cool you know how to program
games like that! My best friend is a programmer!" "Actually, I'm a nogrammer, I had
chatGPT do all the hard stuff... I just tweaked it more or less..." "oh... I guess that's cool?"
games like that! My best friend is a programmer!" "Actually, I'm a nogrammer, I had
chatGPT do all the hard stuff... I just tweaked it more or less..." "oh... I guess that's cool?"
nogrammer by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! March 20, 2023
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Slop Grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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