hoe hoe hoe

Someone who sneaks down people's chimneys and then fucks them.

Santa Claus is a hoe hoe hoe.

by Andy April 19, 2004

Hoe Hoe Hoe

A girl in a slutty Christmas outfit.

"Hoe Hoe Hoe! Look at that broad!"
"Yeah she's a fiesty one!"

by BrookieB February 22, 2009

hoe hoe

Someone who sucks and has no friends. Usually a "loser-face"

Omg mary you're such a hoe hoe

by Eric graf May 11, 2006

Hoe ass hoe

The evolution of a hoe who has mastered the art of cheating and having unprotected sex with multiple partners, often times getting her back blown out with several partners on the same day. She typically creeps at night as she tries to maintain a reputable reputation during the day. She has no self worth and will cheat in every relationship. If caught being a hoe she will never admit to her promiscuous lifestyle or wrong doings, she will take it to grave. She will gaslight you, create crazy stories or try to confuse you in to believing her as she is very narcissistic.

Yo, that shawty you tryin’ to clap cheeks with is a hoe ass hoe. She’s slept with every dude in city on the low low.

by RG The Prophet March 19, 2022

hoes before hoes

The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.

Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!

Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??

by Updated Magic February 05, 2017

Hoe's BJing Hoe's

Hoe's BJing Hoe's is a game involving B&J drinks. It is the female version of Bro's Icing Bro's. However, when you are BJ'd, you must get on both knees. You are able to "cock block" by having a B&J on you at all times. If you are BJ'd, and then decide to cock block, the person origionally BJing, must drink both drinks.

I just BJ'd Whitney! It's funny to see her on her knees sucking it down! I love Hoe's BJing Hoe's!

by Future Cougar July 06, 2010

hoemg/hoe my god/hoe my gay

Hoemg/Hoe my god/Hoe my gay are words that are used to express a feeling of shock.
It originated from LovelyPeaches jkjk

Emma: Hey fat ugly rat!
Karen: Hoemg/Hoe my god/Hoe my gay, your so mean! I'm going to keep asking you "Where is the manager?" until your body turns to dust!
Emma: is shooketh
Karen: Where's the manager?

by Tonbori-chan May 06, 2020