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Someone who trys to get with a girl when they know you want to ask them out. This person is usually someone who can get with any girl, but chooses to ask out the one that you like.
Guy #1: Hey, I think I might ask that chick out.

Guy #2: Ya right man, you have no chance with her! I'm asking her out!

Guy #1: You barely even know her! Fucking hoe hog!
Hoe Hog by Dezzrek December 5, 2009
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Ohio hoe hog

When your friend whos from florida hogs all the hoes
bro why you ohio hoe hogging

hulk hogan that hoe 

When you're trying to get a girl to take her clothes off and it's just not happening fast enough... you go all WWE on her ass and rip her shirt down the middle Hulk Hogan style. Originated Monday October 8th, 2007 @ 3:45 p.m.
Josh: Amanda, take your shirt off
Amanda: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Josh: Nevermind, I'll just Hulk Hogan that hoe.

Hoehogging 

When a man who gets hoes never wants to lob them to his homeboys and put them on, hoarding his women from his own friends.
Stan: JD can you put us on one of your hoes?

JD: Hell na man

Stan: Bro you always Hoehogging, put me on bruh.
Hoehogging by saintssintoo January 12, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026