Hodge cock 

a foot long dick of pleasurable death to the guts

Phill hodge cocked my insides, until i was cumming and siezing at the same time, i barely survived

Hodge cock by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016

Cock Hedge 

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience

That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!

Cock Hedge by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024

Hedgecock 

The well coiffed and groomed pubic hair of a male. Often times cut into a distinct "strap-like" wall surrounding the genitals.

In advance of his big, third date, John extensively groomed his hedgecock

Hedgecock by Boston Blaster December 14, 2009

Hedgecock 

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.

Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!

Hedgecock by Mr. T September 28, 2004

hedgecock 

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwuakus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the Hedgecock will suddenly extend it's unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Fantastic" "Marvellous".

"Good grief! A lesser spotted Hedgecock the first sighting around here since Uncle Wilf was but a whelp!"

hedgecock by Garfunkel Trubshaw October 6, 2006

hedgecock 

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwaukus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Tends to habitate privet and gorse bushes from where it's unfeasibly long beak will suddenly extend and furiously peck at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Marvellous" "Fantastic".

"Excellent a lesser spotted Hedgecock we've not seen one of those around here since my Uncle Wilf was but a whelp"

hedgecock by Garfunkel Trubshaw September 24, 2008