when you fuck up or trip. usually when you are drunk or high. you can also verbal hitch, when you mess up your words. if you hitch and someone calls you on it u gotta touch metal or whoever called it can hit you.
that was a huge hitch!!
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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by collin z. March 8, 2009
The act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.
I was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, I decided to stop to help and the motherfucker hitched me.
by Dostom February 1, 2015
To thrust a sharp object, often a knife but possibly a #2 pencil or whatever else is handy, into another's flesh.
by Prince of the Rodeo March 12, 2003