hippo's yawn

a simile for a particularly large vagina, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.

a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.

trevor : how'd it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil

hippo's yawn by MrCasual January 6, 2011

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Where's My Hippo

Los Angeles based, infamous for sticker bombing both the cities of LA and SD with their hippo character. Has recently expanded to include t-shirts.

Ah shit another hippo head, must've been Where's My Hippo

Where's My Hippo by Herbert C. Hippo July 3, 2009

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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

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Hippo stomp

Somone or something be violently stepped upon by heavy persons or creatures is called the hippo stomp. This is especially true when done with vigor and malice.

Man, those bikers really gave those punks the hippo stomp!

Hippo stomp by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016