A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.
Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”
by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025
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