hightalia 

It's an alternate universe where personifications of countries (specifically from hetalia) trip on LSD, and high amounts of crack, ultimately bringing the world to utter mayhem, destruction, and sometimes peace by the means of dying and reviving repeatedly for the good of the citizens (or really just to mess with people), whoring around, misusing magic, crying about pasta and the revolutionary war, all while joining hands and singing songs about jane and saving rock and roll.

Cool dude: Yo man, did you hear about what happened on Hightalia yesterday?
Cool man: Yeah dude, England turned everyone into a shota with his super cool wizard powers so he could finally live out his dreams.

Germany: Swiggity swife, fuck my life.

Holy Rome: Italy!! (softly sobbing) Why don't you love me anymore?!
Italy: cus fuk u lol

Prussia: DENMARK BETRAYED HIS FRIENDS. AMERICA NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD.
America: PRUSSIA'S A DISSOLVED NATION

hightalia by gaymany August 5, 2013

hightail it 

to leave a place as quickly as possible

▪ When se heard the night watchman, she hightail it out of there as quick as she could.

hightail it by cuervaverdinegra February 19, 2012

hightail 

To flee.

Once I saw the cops, I hightailed it out of there.

hightail by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003

hightail 

To run at great speed away from something.

To flea or to immediately vacate an area in the opposite direction without regard to barrier or obstacle and in all cases continue to vacate until perhaps lost, and most definitely until one is out of all possible sight and vicinity of the area or activity that one is trying to vacate from, releasing excrement while in the process of hightail ('hightailing', or 'hightailing it').

The cause for ceasing the activity of hightail ('hightailing' or 'hightailing it') is physical exhaustion.

The example is from the activity that the term applies. This is referring to deer, (antelope, caribou, et. al.).

Example #1: "When I fired rifle at the large buck and missed the buck hightailed it."
(When this animal is frightened it will turn raise its tail, drop all possible excess weight (release excrement) and run in the opposite direction until exhausted.)

Example #2: When I came out of the Butthole Surfer's show in Smyrna Florida and I saw a parking lot full of skinheads with chains and pistols, cowboy-rednecks with ax handles and shotguns and cops with batons and teargas, Marc and Tyler my little purple haired California punk-rock-ass, hightailed it all the way back to Orlando.

hightail by CMCarlson May 19, 2008

hightail it out of there 

verb. to get the fuck out in a hurry.
2. escspe
see also: get the fuck out of dodge

"her dad walked in when she was suckin my dick, i had to hightail it out of there"

hightail it out of there by neckropimp 5000 June 29, 2014

Hightail 

This word is derived from animals with tails usually chasing something or fleeing for their life. Usually the tail is straight up in a defensive posture as the animal is running away.

I saw a stray cat hightail out of my yard once it saw my dog.

Hightail by JoeyBomm December 26, 2021

the hightanic 

when you go on a cruise and smoke that good weed the entire time

yo, you tryna get a lift on the hightanic?

the hightanic by Gonzalo Barrios March 10, 2017